Congratulations, the nightmare in your life is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!  And you get to move forward!!!!!
I'm picturing you in your barbie rollerskates and kitten sweatshirt.
Why wasn't I cool enough to get my own barbie rollerskates?!
The rented ones go way faster anyhow.  Plus they weigh like 50 pounds each...we should go rollerskating more often, it's a great workout!
Okay, now I'm picturing you again.  The image never goes away.  Wait...is your haircut the same now as then?  All you needed was a little products and your hair could have been great!
Party today.  And you need to come.  You'll have fun.  Be adventurous!  Oh yeah, I gotta go wrap those presents.
Sounds like we're going to a birthday party.  We're not, people!  It's an "end of the school year" party.  Hooray! 
So the kids are STILL sleeping and it's 8:16am.  I'm so happy I've been blessed with little sleepers.
Unlike you and your early risers.  Ick! 
Now I'm picturing your kids in the morning!  I'm imagining the little man.  He's so cute!  He looks like a big dolly.  And your, I'm sure, CHEERY IN THE MORNING daughter...ha ha ha!  With her unruly hair curled up in a ball snuggling with you.  She gets into the smallest little ball I've ever seen!!!!  And then she has this ginormous head sticking out.  Cute!