Huh?  Am I crabby?  I didn't think I was, I had a superb time in service and was hyper the entire time.  Me-hyper?  Ha!!!!  Oh yeah, I answered you crabbily this morning.  But I didn't mean to.  I had my crabby mommy voice on because the kids wouldn't get their darned coats on and get in the van and we were late.
How come children suddenly forget how to put coats on or find shoes when it's time to walk out the door?  How come they can't dress themselves when they're tired or itchy or stretching?
Clearly mommy is better at it, and we can dress the kids while brushing our teeth, making breakfast, changing a poopy diaper, and putting mascara on. 
Seriously, kids, get real.
Oh, and by the way...I have every right to be crabby.  I have 2 giant zits that keep turning white every hour, just in time for the memorial!!!!!!!