Okay, so who exactly says your cool?  Are you kidding????  Actually, everyone says your cool.  But they just don't know the real you.  That's why I know you're NOT cool...
Actually, I wish you weren't cool because then we could be uncool together.  The reality is that you're the cool one and I'm the uncool one, but if you were uncool I wouldn't be alone in the world of coolness.
And I just said cool way too many times.
My hip hurts from running!  I don't know what stretch to do to fix it!!!!  Help!  I forgot!