I was sick this morning, woke up with a headache and a lovely cold.  After stumbling out of bed to go to the bathroom....mind you, not yet fully awake I looked ahead...only to see the biggest spider I have ever seen outside of the zoo or a horror movie.... I can handle the normal large spider.  I often kill them for my mother or before Sarah sees them so she wont freak out.  But this one stopped my breath.  I called up to my dad to come here.  Now, dad is also sick and his RA is terrible.  So asking him to get up and come downstairs to my rescue is a big thing.  He came down and grabbed a little wad of toilet paper to kill it  (I chuckled to myself " he's gonna need something bigger than that)   As I thought that, dad came back tracking out of the bathroom and asked where his shot gun was.  SEE! I told you.  Its body was so big.  Leg circumference wasn't that large but the body was bigger than a nickle.  And thats not including the head..... which mind you, was looking at me.  It was...
Dad got a big ol boot and saved the day.   We practically had to call in the police and chalk line around its huge dead body. 

EEEEEWWWWW!   Ok, Headed out again.  Busy busy busy busy week ahead, followed by the district convention.  I cant wait to get there and take in as much as Jehovah will give me!  Is there any better place in the world than being surrounded by hundred or thousands of your brothers and sisters???